Do you have a favorite conspiracy theory? Of course there is always JFK.?

I have talked to people who quite seriously believe that the landing of the moon was a hoax set up by the government. What I would like to know is if President Bush and Alfred E. Newman are one and the same. Have you noticed that they never appear together? Something is going on here. I have asked Howdy Doody, but someone is pulling his strings. I think it is Cheney.